An excerpt from "An Unusual Memoir"
A Day at Hollywood Park
by Ken Roy
In the 80’s when I had too much time on my hands, I occasionally went to Hollywood
Park; the thoroughbred racetrack in Inglewood, California. The track was established in
the 30’s by some famous movie moguls and had just recently closed in 2013. Everything
was first class, as you might expect. I didn’t know too much about horse racing but I was
eager to learn and what I learned was always more than enough to lose my money. Even with this result, for some unknown reason I always had a fun time, probably due to the people watching, a few cocktails and the general excitement that surrounds a racetrack. I was lucky enough that an old friend, Chester, was a member of the exclusive Turf Club and he always had member-guest passes allowing me to go first class at bargain rates.
One Saturday I had the brilliant idea to invite my boss’s secretary, Helen, to join me for the races. Since we had talked about it often and the idea of horse racing and movie stars seemed like a pretty exciting venue to her, she accepted my invite. Let me first explain that we had been friends for a long time and hung out occasionally between her serious love affairs that sometimes came to a sudden end. It seemed like I had become her big brother and provided the proverbial shoulder to lean on at these unpleasant times. Our relationship had remained purely platonic throughout (not exactly my idea). Helen was about six feet tall and a very beautiful blonde lady. Along with being gorgeous, she was also really sharp and loved to laugh and kid around. I knew she would be a hit at the Turf Club and I loved her company.
I figured the day was special so I used valet parking (not my usual behavior), which
was at the track’s main entrance. We quickly got on the elevator to the Turf Club.
Emerging from the elevator I had the feeling that all eyes were on me. Well, not exactly
me per se. I’m sure everyone was checking out Helen and probably thought she was
some movie starlet. I spotted Chester so we stopped to say hello and then went to the bar where my favorite bartender, Bill B, was toiling away. Over several previous visits we had exchanged the latest jokes and he occasionally gave me some pretty good tips for which I reciprocated. He had more connections and knew more people around the States from just being a bartender here. He even got me invited to a retirement party for Tom Landry (legendary coach of Dallas Cowboys). Thereafter, every time I went to the Turf Club, I eagerly sought Bill out for any tips and new adventures.
Bill was busy working the bar so I give Helen a quick lesson on some basic racetrack survival stuff (i.e.what info the Racing Form had, what a furlong was, how to place a bet, what the odds meant and how the payoff went). I then suggested we walk down to the paddock area and along the track to get a look at the horses. This is fun to get close to the horses as they parade by prior to the race. I am always awed as they are truly exquisite animals. Then it was back to the bar where I watched the races on TV while Helen went back to trackside and people watching. Several movie star and TV celebrities were wandering around and I warned her that soliciting autographs was strictly verboten. She had no interest in autographs but it seemed like several were interested in meeting her and she was willing to oblige. Occasionally she’d show up at my side with a hot tip or a hunch she “discovered” in her travels. I bet several and was doing pretty good (better than usual anyway). Hunches paid off for me better than any handicapping I could do with the Racing Form. The little bit Chester had taught me about using the Form was a bust.
After the last race, I was sitting at the bar finishing a drink when up walked Willie
Shoemaker. He was probably the most famous jockey in the world and here he was
having a drink with me (well almost). He was in a hurry but chatty and very friendly. I
mentioned he had done well that day and I made a couple of bucks betting on him, mostly from my friend Helen’s tips. We laughed at that. Our visit was cut short as he was in the Kentucky Derby the next day and had to leave to catch a plane to Louisville. Now get this, he won the Derby on Ferdinand at 18-1, the oldest jockey to ever win the race. Well, (here’s the punch line), I didn’t bet on him or the race. No self-respecting gambler would have passed up a hunch bet based on a chance encounter with Willie Shoemaker.As they say, I blew a chance to make some serious money.
Even so, it was a great day and my buddy Helen was over the top with joy. She was a
little bummed about missing a chance to meet Willie, but apparently had some interesting celebrity encounters herself. That evening I took her to dinner on my winnings, we reminisced and exchanged our stories about the day, and I dropped her off at home. We never went to the track again. However, my “Adventures with Helen” continued, but that’s another story.