An excerpt from:
An Unusual Memoir
Hell's Angels: A Free Car Repair
by Ken Roy
"Another day in
paradise". At least that’s what I thought, living in Santa
Clara Valley back in the early 60’s. We had near perfect weather,
apricot orchards everywhere, minimal traffic congestion, and it was
just a great place to live. I went there on a business trip twenty
years later and hardly recognized anything. New highways were
everywhere with endless electronics companies on every street corner
and the orchards had disappeared. A brief moment of sadness overtook
me, as it seemed this paradise was gone forever. I can’t imagine
what it’s like today with its transformation to Silicon Valley. Oh
well, change is the price of the often quixotic future.
I bought an Austin
Healey Sprite once it was clear that my ‘better half" had
taken sole possession of the family car. The Sprite was truly a joy
to drive and a tune up was relatively cheap and easy. Not like
today’s cars, where you lift up the hood and probably can't
identify anything more than the engine. The perfect car for
California living.
Since my wife was
taking classes at the local college, I had plenty of free time to
indulge one of my favorite pastimes, which was to drive on the
Skyline. This is a road high in the Santa Cruz Mountains; a roller
coaster with all kinds of dips, curves, straight-aways and minimal
traffic: perfect for "pretend" sports car racing. One day I
was cruising along at a good clip when my little Healey decided to
quit running. Luckily it happened near a turnoff and I just coasted
to a stop.
As I was pondering
what to do next, a terrifying roar of motorcycle engines overtook the
peace and quiet. When I looked, there were at least a couple dozen
motorcycles bearing down the Skyline toward me. I was somewhat
mesmerized by the scene, but waved, shrugged and gave a comic rising
of my palms. In retrospect, this gesture probably implied I needed
help. To my surprise and shock they pulled to a stop next to my car.
It didn’t occur to me that I might have a problem until I noticed
they all were wearing leather jackets clearly marked "HELLS
ANGELS, OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA". I knew of the club's reputation
but never thought much about it. To me, their activities had been on
another planet. But not today, maybe I was in for some trouble on
this day in "paradise".
On many drives in
the mountains, I often would pass a band of motorcycles flying the
Hells Angels colors. They were a grungy looking bunch but never a
threatening issue for me. From what I knew, they were usually going
somewhere to drink too much and cause pain to themselves and probably
to anyone else who crossed their path. Today they were up close,
looking pretty rough, and most were in need of a shave and a bath.
One guy caught my eye and sent a shiver down my spine. He had a
cowering evil stare that was very unnerving. It seemed like his eyes
were too close together and capable of producing a death ray if he
was so inclined. Another biker had a strange body odor that I picked
up from several feet away. A revolting smell, that almost brought
tears to my eyes. Several others, with various tattoos and missing
teeth, looked at me like I was their next meal. I kept my mouth shut,
being in a state of shock and sheer fright. Taking off running was
not an option since there was no place to go. When the lead guy got
off his bike and approached my car, I’m thinking, "What’s he
got in mind?"
To my complete
surprise, in a gruff but friendly tone, he said, "Need some
help?"
My fear factor
subsided somewhat and I stammered out, "Shhuuuure, the car just
quit running."
"Let me take a
look," he replied.
He strolled over to
the car and within a few moments, the hood was up. Before I could
catch my breath, he right away noticed that the throttle linkage was
off the carburetor. He snapped it back in place and told me to start
the car. It roared back to life. I thanked him profusely and offered
him some money for his help.
He looked at me in a
strange way and said, "Forget it". We shook hands and no
more was said as I prayed they would quickly leave. My prayers were
answered as he got on his Harley and they all took off in a cloud of
noise.
I always wondered if
this was Sonny Barger, the notorious leader of the Oakland Hells
Angels. It must have been since as his legend grew it became known
that the Angels partied at Ken Kesey's (author of "One Flew Over
the Cuckoo’s Nest") home in La Honda, which was on the Skyline
and a mecca for the drug-fueled lifestyle of the 60’s.
Anyway, I sure was
thankful for my free car repair.
Keep those stories coming Ken!
ReplyDeleteAnother good one, Ken. Your sense of humor comes through no matter what. Bravo!
ReplyDeleteThoroughly enjoyable, Ken. I can see those Angels roaring around the bend!
ReplyDeleteSomehow, you describe these scary situations in such a way that they sound like fun! How do you do that - get both in there? Great job!
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