An Excerpt from "An Unusual Memoir"
by Ken Roy
In 1982, in Torrance
California, every afternoon when leaving work I would pass by and
admire a great looking Opel GT parked in front of a neighbor’s
house. This car had a beautiful lacquered metallic shade of royal
purple paint job, an absolutely exquisite eye catching color for any
car.
What was my attraction? It
was the absolute spitting image of a mini-corvette and the paint job
made it truly irresistible. I was always awed by small sports cars
and this was a honey. As fate would have it, one day I noticed a
“For Sale” sign in its window. Now I really perked up. Maybe I
could afford this beauty so I stopped and knocked on the front door
of the house where it was parked.
The guy who answered the door
was truly a sight. Well over six-feet tall and solidly built. In
what seemed to be a bad attitude, he was unshaven with a bunch of
tattoos and a short military haircut. No doubt, he was a pretty
tough dude and I was having second thoughts about being there.
Splitting real fast was not an option and seeing I was there I
blurted out.
“That Opel for sale,
Mister?”
“What’s the sign say?”
he answered sarcastically.
“Yeh, pretty dumb
question…sorry,” I meekly replied. “How’s it run?”
“Damn fine.
“How much?”
“$2500.” he snapped.
I said I was very interested
and suggested we take it for a spin. Surprisingly, he agreed and
away we went with me driving. Right away he started a conversation
about how he hated to part with the car but needed the cash. He told
me the paint job was done in a custom hotrod shop in North Hollywood
and he paid dearly.
I was wondering if he was
getting second thoughts on the price so I quickly changed the subject
to how the car was peppy and fun to drive. We looped around a few
blocks and roared down the 405 before returning to his house. By
this time we had chatted about several things and much to my relief,
it seemed he was not the psychotic nutcase I initially envisioned.
When we pulled into his driveway he suggested I join him in his house
for a beer while he retrieved the Opel’s paperwork.
It wasn’t long before my
original suspicions of “nutcase” were aroused again. The house
was a real eyesore. Early depression furnishings included a busted
chair and half painted table. Numerous military artifacts and
partially eaten food, the standard pizza and chicken pieces,
scattered here and there. I even noticed a Nazi swastika on the wall
that appeared to be splattered with some sort of foreign matter. In
a minute or so he returned with the paperwork and handed me a beer.
It was Old Milwaukee. This was a real downer, totally “panther”
on my beer list, but I drank it quickly and kept my mouth shut. I
wasn’t about to spring anything negative on this guy. When
leaving, I noticed a military style camouflaged ambulance sitting in
his back yard. This was curious to me so I asked about it.
Surprisingly, he was eager to tell me that it was used in war games
training. This got my attention real fast as the following exchange
ensued.
“Thanks for the brew, by the
way.” I stammered. “War Games? Where these games at?”
“Up in the Sierra high
desert, preparing for a rescue operation in Laos-Cambodia.”
“You joshing me?” I
gasped.
“Nope, a group of vets with
Bo Gritz.”
Well, needless to say this
development floored me. I was somewhat aware of who Bo Gritz was as
he had hit the news big time in recent weeks (see footnote). What I
knew about war games in the Sierra was pretty minimal but I was aware
these things were going on. Previous business visits to China Lake
(high desert), which is the site of the US Navy air weapons test
development center, gave me a small view into this world.
Everyone I met there was very
intelligent and fun loving, but a little too much military, redneck,
and with a knack for mayhem that left me feeling uncomfortable. The
“high desert” was a very different world than the one I lived in.
I could only imagine what the Gritz games involved.
Several days later when my
check cleared I went to pickup my “new” toy car. The
conversation went something like this.
“Sure am going to miss this
car.
“I’ll treat her like a
baby,“ I said. He laughed…
“Maybe let you borrow it
back someday,“ I laughed….
“By the way, how‘s it
going with the Gritz games?”
“Things are smoothing out
and we’ll be ready soon.”
“Best of luck with the
operation,” I offered.
At
that point I changed the conversation and was on my way out the door,
when he turned and said to me.
“Hey, any chance you’re
interested in getting involved with us?”
“No thanks,” I choked,
being averse to my life ending in a Southeast Asian rice paddy; this
caper had no appeal whatsoever. Often thought of this and wondered
if I would take the adventure if offered again…. same answer, No
thanks.
I quickly jumped in my new
Opel and headed out.
I noticed that the ambulance
was gone a few weeks later. I never did see him again, however,
occasional POW/MIA news piqued my curiosity about the issue. There
was never a raid into Laos or Cambodia to the best of my knowledge.
On the other hand, Colonel Gritz made the news for several years.
My little toy car was a true
joy for a couple of years and I buzzed all over California in it. As
time passed it needed work and I was thinking of moving back East
where the winter weather would surely have killed it quickly. I
reluctantly decided to sell it. The Opel GT saga had continued in a
much-subdued fashion…until I put it up for sale and that’s
another story.
Footnote: Bo Gritz is the quasi-famous and controversial Lt. Colonel Bo Gritz (retired) who was a highly decorated US Army veteran and a Special Forces commander in Vietnam. After retirement he became active in the search for POW/MIAs in Southeast Asia. He purportedly undertook several self-financed trips to SE Asia in this effort while living in Southern California. This got him seriously crossways with the Reagan administration and his efforts came to naught. (See Wikipedia, Bo Gritz)
Ken,
ReplyDeleteYou spin a mean story-but it's real and you make it come alive once more.
Very enjoyable reading-can't wait for the follow-up on the Opel's sale.
I agree with Lauraine - each story makes me wonder what comes next. Fun stuff!
ReplyDeleteKen, great story-telling...and yes, truth is stranger than fiction!
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